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howtonotbeakilljoy:

bad news from the zones tumbleweeds

you’re all retarded

Jimmy Urine at the concert last night -
Jimmy: Alright, so since we aren't really a professional band, we've never gotten a real encore. I think tonight's the night, so we're gonna go walk about 5 feet over there, JUST out of your sight, and you're gonna all scream your fucking faces off and we'll play a kick-ass song. Okay?
Crowd: UNINTELLIGIBLE SCREAMING
(Band leaves, crowd freaks the fuck out)
Jimmy: Seriously, guys, what the fuck are you doing? I'm pretty sure you're supposed to be screaming MSI, I think that's how encores work
Crowd: M-S-I, M-S-I, M-S-I...
Jimmy: No wait wait, now chant CSI
Crowd: C-S-I, C-S-I, C-S-I...
Jimmy: Wait, I like the show Castle better. Everybody yell that.
Crowd: CASTLE! CASTLE! CASTLE!...
Jimmy: Actually, I kinda like Antiques Roadshow
Crowd: ANTIQUES ROADSHOW, ANTIQUES ROADSHOW, ANTIQUES ROADSHOW...
Jimmy: Alright, alright that's fucking enough, you all fucking suck. Instead, how about we go Straight to Video?

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